schlgrl: stop shitting on vegans for no reason i know militant vegans can be annoying but guess what 99,99% of vegans are not like that and spouting shit like “i value the lives of animals… as food sources rofl” and posting pictures of hamburgers in the #vegan tag is fucking stupid and immature and you look like a 12 year old im not even vegan and i hate you
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.